Joanne the Coach

When Life Trips You Up

So there I was at the computer yesterday, thinking it was about time for another post and planning to let you know what some of the UK's experts on obesity reckon is the best way to combat over-eating.

And then the phone goes, and it's the nursery, and my little cherub of a son has fallen and needs medical attention.  When I mentioned the need for working parents to dance, not juggle, what I should have added is that sometimes the dance speeds up and looks suspiciously like a run.

So I pelt round to the nursery and there's already an ambulance outside.  I go into 'calm on the outside, freaking out on the inside' mode.  Son is in the middle of a lot of grey-faced people; looking very stunned, with a duck's egg of a bruise on his forehead.  And that's how we ended up spending the afternoon in hospital.

However, this is the boy who was born on Friday 13th, on the 13th floor of the hospital, in the room between 12 and 14, with a sticker saying 'Room 12A' on the door (yeah, right, just call it Room 13 and be done with it).  He squares right up to misfortune and keeps going regardless.   He's 100% recovered today, even the bruise has gone.

Phew, thank goodness for that.  Will post again soon with the news from the obesity experts - it'll surprise you, I promise.  But not as much as yesterday surprised me.

The Working Mother Mambo: the antidote to juggling

At coaching school, lesson number one is usually not to moan about problems, but instead to "embrace challenges".  Well, being a working mother is one eff of a big challenge sometimes.   I do try to embrace it, but sometimes end up shouting at it and confiscating its sweets.

So based on coaching working parents (and being a mother of two myself), here are my best tips for managing parenting with work:

1.  Ditch the guilt.  Absolutely.  Drop it right there, and leave the worry behind while you're at it.  Feeling guilty does not have to be an inevitable part of parenting.  When parents talk about not having enough time to do things, I think the real issue is not so much time as energy.  You can achieve more in less time if you have the energy to do so.  And what are two of life's biggest energy-sappers?  That's right, our old friends guilt and worry.  Make a choice not to feel guilty about anything.  If you do something you're not happy with, decide to do it differently.  Ask yourself:  am I doing the best I can for myself and my children right now?  Don't waste your time and energy feeling guilty about not being some kind of mythical uber-mum.

2.  Accept that change is inevitable.  Your tiny angel baby will morph into a stroppy threenager* before your eyes. Just when you think you've got childcare sorted, somebody gets ill. Dealing with unexpected changes can leave many parents feeling wrung out at both ends.  Just take a deep breath and go with it when life sneaks up behind you and yells 'Surprise!'.

3.  Er...that's it.  Yes, I could give you the same old chestnuts about getting stuff ready the night before to save yourself five minutes in the morning, but the bottom line is this: don't juggle, dance.  Juggling always looks to me like a very stressful thing to do - constantly keeping your eye on the ball, permanently poised in case everything collapses.  And of course those balls always do fall in the end.  Dancing is about moving through life and accepting change with grace, reacting to what's happening and keeping moving.  Dancing is a lot easier than juggling.  And like parenting, it gets better with wine ((only joking)).

More on this soon..

*Threenager - not typo, but a three year old with the attitude and mood-swings of a teenager, and the advantage that they can be distracted with a quick dose of Cbeebies.