Porky TV Journos Needed, Only The Young and Dishy Need Apply. Reckless Attitude to Own Health Optional

This just in, marked urgent:

Message sent from: Alexander Ward
Email address: alexander.ward@endemoluk.com
Job title: Producer
Publication: TV series.
Message:

Hi there,

I am making a new 8 x 1 hour series for a prime time slot on Channel 4.

I am looking for a female journalist, up to 30 years old, who would be
willing to experiment in 8 to 10 extreme diets.

We would like to the journalist to investigate the 'fad' diets, and what
they do to you.

We are also looking for a young (ish) good looking doctor, male or female.

If you could help with any of the above, I would love to hear from you.

Regards,

Alex Ward

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Bless young Alex, we can all rest easy now -  TV's future is safe in your hands.  And that reminds me, anybody know when Fart Camp is due on?